Well the Grand Jury is entering its final day of hearings on Barry Bonds. Many people expect, and even more hope, that Bonds will be indicted today on charges of perjury, and possibly tax evasion. In honor of this possibly sacred day, here is the top ten list of thoughts running through Bonds’ head today.

5. I wonder if its too late to say “I’m not here to talk about the past”…

4. Did I take my flaxseed oil today?

3. If I demand a trade to the Brewers, I bet Selig would let me off the hook.

2. I wonder if OJ’s lawyers are still available..
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1. When I get asked to play for the California Penal League their talking about baseball right?

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