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Top Five Things Bonds is Thinking Today…

Well the Grand Jury is entering its final day of hearings on Barry Bonds. Many people expect, and even more hope, that Bonds will be indicted today on charges of perjury, and possibly tax evasion. In honor of this possibly sacred day, here is the top ten list of thoughts running through Bonds’ head today.

5. I wonder if its too late to say “I’m not here to talk about the past”…
Bonds should have taken McGwire's approach

4. Did I take my flaxseed oil today?
Bonds favorite brand of Flaxseed Oil... notice the horse on the bottle?

3. If I demand a trade to the Brewers, I bet Selig would let me off the hook.
Bonds will get a slap on the wrist... if he plays for Selig's old Brewers

2. I wonder if OJ’s lawyers are still available..
Bonds could use lawyers that get acquitals for famous athletes.

1. When I get asked to play for the California Penal League their talking about baseball right?
Bonds next home run might come off Rick Wild Thing Vaughn

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Top Five Things Bonds is Thinking Today…

Well the Grand Jury is entering its final day of hearings on Barry Bonds. Many people expect, and even more hope, that Bonds will be indicted today on charges of perjury, and possibly tax evasion. In honor of this possibly sacred day, here is the top ten list of thoughts running through Bonds’ head today.

5. I wonder if its too late to say “I’m not here to talk about the past”…
Bonds should have taken McGwire's approach

4. Did I take my flaxseed oil today?
Bonds favorite brand of Flaxseed Oil... notice the horse on the bottle?

3. If I demand a trade to the Brewers, I bet Selig would let me off the hook.
Bonds will get a slap on the wrist... if he plays for Selig's old Brewers

2. I wonder if OJ’s lawyers are still available..
Bonds could use lawyers that get acquitals for famous athletes.

1. When I get asked to play for the California Penal League their talking about baseball right?
Bonds next home run might come off Rick Wild Thing Vaughn

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