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Memo to Cardinals Pitching Staff:

Hey, remember that guy Carlos Beltran? You know, the guy who hit like 24 home runs against us in the post season two years ago? Yeah, the guy who made $25 million off his amazing post-season performance. Yeah, him. Well, in case you need a refresher… DON’T PITCH TO HIM! Yes I realize that he now has Carlos Delgado batting behind him. But for the love of everything sacred don’t pitch him middle in. He’s gonna hit it out of the flipping park. Don’t believe me? Fine. Go ahead… try it. What’s that? He hit a 2 run bomb to break open a scoreless game? Yeah, that seems about right. If you need me I’ll be in the corner…

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Memo to Cardinals Pitching Staff:

Hey, remember that guy Carlos Beltran? You know, the guy who hit like 24 home runs against us in the post season two years ago? Yeah, the guy who made $25 million off his amazing post-season performance. Yeah, him. Well, in case you need a refresher… DON’T PITCH TO HIM! Yes I realize that he now has Carlos Delgado batting behind him. But for the love of everything sacred don’t pitch him middle in. He’s gonna hit it out of the flipping park. Don’t believe me? Fine. Go ahead… try it. What’s that? He hit a 2 run bomb to break open a scoreless game? Yeah, that seems about right. If you need me I’ll be in the corner…

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